"Boom Goes the Dynamite!!!!!"

Poor Dave Stewart, of Metro Sports/810WHB fame, has stolen/mocked the catchphrase of the country's hottest new sportscaster: Ball State's Brian Collins.

On a brighter note, Metro Sports reported last night that Gardner, Kansas will be the home to a new indoor facility that will allow players to simulate the outdoor game.

The Metro Sports report claim the facility will open for business this fall. The original projections had it opening this month.

The project will be built on 6.79 acres at 551 New Century Parkway. Gary Hammack, who will build and own the soccer complex, told the City's Board that the facility will have one large soccer field along with two medium ones and one small field.


ESPN Nightmare Job

Getting back to the subject of Brian Collins and his now infamous telecast on Ball State's student television....

Collins is becoming an Internet legend in the same category of a Star Wars Kid (2003) or Paris Hilton (2004).

After enduring all the 'net punishment he has taken in the last month, I'd say it's time to give Collins a shot on one of those ESPN Dream Job shows.